Only in Kansas will you find this one-of-a-kind talent. This vendor specializes in quirky, off the wall customized entertainment. If one of the acts below do not suit your liking... chances are we can come up with something that does!
This page still under construction.. lots more available from this vendor.
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Ahoy and avast, ye landlubbers!
The Admiral is looking for new crew members and he’s here to draft YOU! Spouting more nautical nonsense than a dislexic whale, this oatfish officer will swab the deck with laughs.
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She’s not really so bad, she just acts that way!
Our ‘sultry’ dressed in-black-beauty will be sure to embarrass whomever you want. A gag-drag just for that boyfriend (or girlfriend for that matter) that you want to turn the tables on. Shock your jock, boss or soon-to-be ex: It’s over-the-top fun for all!
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This east coast resident from Hoboken, New Jersey arrives to dish out
judgments on whoever is unlucky enough to get called upon. Our sharp-tongued lass with
no sense of class tickles your funny bone while dispensing advice you never asked for.
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Our off-key vertuoso plays the classics… or is it slays
the classics?
The Minstral loves teaching little ones the joys of music and makes great balloon instruments. Sure to please old and young alike.
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You’ll take a real ‘Viking’ to this guy!
Pillaging and plundering... and that’s just on his days OFF!
Our No-goodnic Norse is a
sure fire hit for the ‘Ren Faire’ crowd, and anytime a fellow with mayhem on
his mind is required. Just don’t expect clean teeth or good table manners!
After all…he’s THE BARBARIAN!
Ask about the Barbarian's WEIRD WRESTLING FEDERATION Show:
Long before 'The Rock' or 'Stone Cold' there was...the 'Barbarian'! Well, get ready to
RUMBAAA as the guy who started it all 'trains' audience members to be a big name wrestling star!
Fun for kids or adults, with an ending that will have the crowd choking - and we DON'T mean because of a hold around the neck!
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Oh, come on…do you really believe everyone has nice clothes and a job?
This guy is the original 'Rags - to…er, Rags' story, circa 1300 A.D., but his antics make him head and toe with anybody. Dirty, stinky fun for all!
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Our favorate Flower Child Holdout.
Just don’t expect another “Dave’s not HERE man” Tommy Chong knock off. This guy is sweet, lovable and hopelessly lost! His ‘recollections’ of the Summer of Love are a laugh riot! Try ‘Burnout’ for your next Love-In and don’t forget the funny-tasting brownies!
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He comes from a 5-star restaurant in ‘Gay Paree’, so naturally
he has enough ego and contempt for everyone at your table.
Saucy comments and critiques are his ammunition, but somehow it always winds up hurting him worse than you. Stupid, silly and wayyy over the top fun. A ‘dumb waiter’ for all dining occasions.
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Don’t say “G’day!” to this mate, or he just may tackle you
alligator-style.
Trouble is, this down-and-out from Down Under doesn’t seem to know a wallabee from a wallet! A parady of you-know-who, this guy doesn’t seem to know WHAT planet he’s on, Animal or otherwise!
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Hey! What happened to the cute little cherub with wings?
Well…he’s still the King of Hearts, but he HAS aged a bit! He also lived in New York and picked up a Bronze accent, a bad cigar habit and other Manhattan oddities- but he still delivers love poems, balloon flower baskets, songs and whatever else you want to impress your sweetie. We guarantee you’ll laugh yourself silly!
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Is there a doctor in the house? Better keep looking…Dr. Dee is!
The dimwitted doc will operate on your funnybone with wacky prognosis and even sillier ‘cures’. Take this laughter and call us in the morning.
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This guy is enough to give Freddy Kruger the chills!
The ‘Doc’ used to work in a mortuary…too bad not everyone was dead when they went in! Creep your friends out with this nasty fellow. Oh yes- he makes house calls! Too bad for YOU!
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Our
'El Tune' belts out the classics from when wild costumes ruled.
Sir El-tune shows up with a white baby foam piano, a wireless ‘mike’ and a handful of classic songs from a certain artist that sounds remarkably alike! He actually SINGS these chestnuts, not just a lip-synch job. Lots of fun for any fan of Elton - perfect for birthday parties and office special events.
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Well now...guess who's in charge of 'Homeland Security'?
At least he
was in the 1200's!
His motto: If you are innocent, you are punished. If you are guilty, you
are punished. Guess he could always get a job with the I.R.S.!
Perfect for those times
when you need to 'downsize'...with a vengeance! Also see: The Barbarian!
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It's not just the Tooth Fairy anymore...this guy makes your wishes come true.
Perfect for the fantasy fan and all those out there who 'Wish-upon-a-star"!
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Madcap of the Millennium is the best way to describe the antics of everyone’s
favorite Old Man.
Arriving with a ‘disco’ hourglass and glitter scythe and literally spanning history with jokes and antidotes, “Pops” will keep the crowd in stiches. Perfect for Over-the-Hill Birthdays and don’t forget NEW YEAR’S!
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The local Zoo didn't want this guy...seems he's bananas!
So put him to work for YOU! A classic. Also available with a cute little tu-tu!
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The music starts and…
"Oh_________"! Hey, if you don’t laugh at this one, you’re probably dead!
Not just for bachelor parties - try this one for the boss’s birthday! Oh…and try not to step on the false teeth!
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When the local police are useless, get Harry on the case, and he will get your
man…
... too bad the caper was committed by a dame! This silly sleuth with a nose for trouble will unravel the case while cracking you and your guests up. Great for Birthday parties and convention shows.
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A throwback to the days of yesteryear, our sandwich board deliverer has a loud
voice, a loud bell and…well, did we mention he’s
LOUD?
Make sure you get your message across…rent the Human Billboard! Hint: Marriage proposals are his specialty!
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That lovable aging Heavy Medal retard pulls out all the stops and slays the
classics with songs such as "Used to be Wild", "I Wanna Rock and Roll all night...and spend
the next day in Bed" and "Under the Weather". Audience's will be dragged in to 'help' with the
numbers, with hilarious results. His motto: "I don't do requests... HOW
MUCH? Well...O.K.!"
You can order ‘Izzy’ two ways: 60’s ‘Dead Zepplin’ style (think Robert Plant with a bad hair day…) or the ‘Lean and Mean’ back-in-black Punk Rocker.
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Yup! Direct to your trailer court, the King of Trash T.V. will arrive to put anyone
on the spot.
You provide the ‘Security’ and the dirt on the intended, and Jerky will pour it on. The 400 lb. Trailer Trash Princess “Bella Blu’ is also available to add to the mess. One thing for sure, someone will lose a mobile home! Jerky Beads included!
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Who knows the future better than our blue-bottled friend?
Uncork the magic as the ‘Jin’ reveals all with his crystal ball or Tarot Deck. Fascinating entertainment!
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This is no ordinary tribute- and again, no lip
synching - of course he's going to crack some jokes along the way!
The KING arrives with his rarely seen 1976 Bicentennial Jumpsuit singing all the hits we know and love. Traditional White Jmpsuit available too. A really terrific show.
Full Light Show and Sound System available.
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No, it’s not Gandolf. Maybe Goofoff is the better term for our bumbling, but lovable ‘Master
of the Mystic Arts’.
He’s great for Tarot parties with readings that are in his words “Almost always accurate”. Also adapt at Children’s magic, balloons and story-telling.
ADULTS Only
Ahhh...tis ' a fine day, tis it not?!?
Who better to welcome in the Green then our own luck O'
the Irish? It's time to hide the Bailey's and welcome in the' King of Spring'.
He's got lots of
jokes - too bad they are all filthy! Adult humor that will have you rolling in the clover!
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Is there anybody this geek hasn’t upset by now? Our zit-prone misfit arrives
with buck teeth, glasses, mismatched shoes…the works. Great for any occasion,
he sings (off-key), dances (usually falling over) and in general is heavy on the
slapstick…when the women slap him! A great any-occasion idiot! Also available: Scientist Nurd,
Star Trek Vulcan Nurd and Gag-drag Nurd.
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From
out of the wild, WILD West, Ol' Doc arrives with a cart full of ‘Miracle Cures’
and enough hogwash to make a seasoned politician green with envy.
He whips the crowd of onlookers into a frenzy with his 'wares' - only to escape a lynching mob by mere inches!
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Our South-of-the-Border cousin doesn’t speak much, but he sure is handy for
the Cinco celebrations with balloons and Pinata parties!
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The beads and coins are fun, but invite Marty to your next party and be sure
of a colorful good time.
He will get your guests involved with lots of unique games, or just light a fire on the dance floor. Your Fat Tuesday is sure to be a success with Marti at the Helm!
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Hide the Grog... here comes that scalawag Capt. Jerk
Peecodpiece - in search of the Blue Moon Spittoon! A party with this salty dog will make
you want to walk the plank!
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The Japanese based power dude arrives and zaps, kicks and chops his way
through any obstacles.
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"It's A RAP!!!" - BIG B is IN THE HOUSE!
This guy is king of the crib and master of the rap lyric, sure to entertain all you peeps out there!
A Hip-hop happening that's sure to set your room spinnin'!
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The Classic Jolly Old Elf himself!
Your choice of either the Jolly Old Elf or the Norse King of Winter. Beautiful costumes and
special props make this a visit by Father Christmas an event all the tykes will remember!
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If you need the tried and true, Sparkles will be happy to entertain and amuse - cream pies are o.k. 2!
Note: Glitter is mandatory with this guy! Children's birthdays are an obvious specialty, but he's fun to have around for promotions
and special events.
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SPIDEY-GUY: Everyone's favorite Web Head swings into action.
Great for the superhero inside all of us.
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FAMILY, CORPORATE or ADULT.
Tiki parties are all the rage for hot summer fun.
Our resident diety, ‘Aku-Achoo’, will have you rolling in the aisles with his “Hawaiian War Chant” - Hot Stuff!
'Aku-Achoo' performs at a Birthday Party.
ADULTS Only
Resistance is futile, but you may not want to when you see what THIS
alien has up it's purple robe.
Terrorize that abductee in your family. For Adults Only!
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STILTWALK
CHARACTERS:
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Think all elves are short and stubbly? Naw…Santa has tall orders to reach, so
Jo-Jo was hired.
A great switch from the usual Yule fare. Impressive? You betcha!
Ask about: Yuletide Santa's Helper Show: A terrific seasonal act.
Jo-jo is waiting for Santa to arrive, but has some last minute items to pack - with audience help - that somehow goes all wrong.
Silly knockabout humor!
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At over 11 ft. tall, this guy sure is a sight to be seen.
Great for promotions and parades, always entertaining. He also plays a mean air guitar!
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The spirit of New Orleans is imbedded in our larger-than-life Mardi Gras Marti.
This guy is sure to be able to toss the beads to the crowd as he will be towering above them!
New Acts:
Abe Lincoln Arab Sheik Bee Man Beer Can Big Brown Dog Buxom Ballerina Buxom Cha Cha Buxom Hula
Cave Man Confederate Officer Dracula Gangster Grim Reaper Ghost Hunchback Judge Keystone Cop
Marquis De Sade Matador Medieval Knight Monk Monkey Musketeer Ninja Nun Peasant Peter Pan
Phanton Popeye Prisoner Red Devil Ringmaster Robin Hood Roman Centurion Scarecrow Security Guard
Shark Skull Warrior Sumo Wrestler
Tex the Cowboy Tin Man Uncle Sam
White Trash (can)
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